stephen berwaldt

The easy description is:
Six foot four
20-21 stone *280 lbs+*
Silver blond hair
White goatee
bald on top, full on the sides
I’m large... fast on my feet
and built like a brick shithouse
but, with a heart as soft as warm
creamery butter.

I like farm animals
and horse shoes
and ping pong
and pool
and photography
and poetry
and swimming
and running
and biking
but hate sweating, so I don’t do any of it!

I have many talents. I am a
father
husband
lover
builder
a third of an architect
a third of an accountant
a third poet and photographer
combined.
added together I am 100% MAN.
Did I happen to mention
that I am a also
a fool?

I dabble in many things, including
electricity,
plumbing,
painting,
designing,
doing children’s homework,
writing essays on colleges application
so my kids can get into
a good school.
animal husbandry
human husbandry *a personal favorite of mine*
I am a starter, not a finisher.
I do it all,
and what I do,
I do it well

I also....
postulate,
propagate,
pollinate
percolate
perambulate...and
procrastinate